This happened one sunny day in the garden of eden. Adam and Eve were spending the afternoon frolicking around the beach. The ocean breeze swept their newly crafted hair. The waves rolled lazily, slowly sculpting the newly formed land. While dancing about, Eve tripped on a small stone. Adam, nature's first gentleman, quickly attended to her. Offering his hand to Eve, she grasped it tightly and playfully pulled him to the ground with her. Laughing uproariously their bodies were struck by a strange yet undeniable feeling. Adam began to kiss Eve. Slowly he moved south. Yes ladies and germs, Adam discovered cunnilingus. Eve was beside herself. 'I don't know what's happening but I love it', she thought to herself. Suddenly Adam halted. Jerking back swiftly holding his face in his hands, he nasally asked "What's that smell?!" Embarrassed, Eve answered shyly, "I don't know". Adam replied "Well go wash yourself or something" Eve quickly stood up, rushed to the ocean waters and began cleaning. Then, a terrifying thing happened. God appeared over the waters with a thundering BOOM. Shocked and stricken with awe, Eve backed away. He then spoke. "What the fuck!? I am never going to get that smell off the fish!"
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