This guy decides to go ice fishing one day, he gets up at 2am to have an early start. When he arrives he gets out his saw and begins carving away at the ice when all of a sudden he hears an echoing voice, "There are no fish under the ice there."
The dude freaks out looks around but sees no one. So he waits a few minutes then decides there is no one around and keeps carving. A few minutes later the voice comes back, "There are no fish under the ice there!"
"Wow!", thinks the dude to himself, "Wow, God is giving me guidance."
So he once again starts to carve away at another part of the ice. He hears the bellowing voice, "Sir this is the rink manager, and there are no fish under the ice anywhere."
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