When they get there, the doorman says "you can't come in here boys! This is a fancy dress party. You need to be dressed as an emotion."
The two blokes go over to the local corner store, buy what they need and come back 3 minutes later. One of them had his dick jammed in a pear, and the other one has his dick dangling in a tub of custard.
"What are you 2 idiots supposed to be? "enquires the doorman.
"Well, I'm he is in dispare, and I'm fucking disgusted"
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