Johnny woke up one morning and went to work. When he got there his buddy, Jimmy, said "Man, you look bad. What's wrong?" Johnny said "Nothing. I feel good."
A little while later, Susie came by and said "Oh my!!! What's wrong? You look awful." Again, Johnny said "Nothing. I feel good."
Directly after that, his boss Abraham comes up and says "Good Lord! What's wrong with you boy? We need to get you to the doctor now." Johnny tried telling him he was fine, but his boss wasn't having it.
So, they get to the doctor's office and Johnny finally gets back to see Dr. Hezekiah. The doctor takes a look at him and says "Man, you look bad. What's wrong?"
Johnny again says he feels good.
So, Doctor Hezekiah gets out his med book. "Looks bad; feels good. Looks bad; feels good. Looks bad; feels good.... Ah hah!!! Here it is. Looks bad, feels good, you must be a vagina."
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