Viagra One-Liners

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription
exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife had a different
opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."


The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard
drive.


If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a
professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!


Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland: a one-hour wait for
a 2-minute ride.


Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this
stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've
ever used."


Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may
cause them to spin around and point north.


A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking
for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under
the penal code.


There is an unconfirmed report that a man who overdosed on
Viagra caused the funeral home problems: they couldn't close his
coffin lid for 3 days.