The Cow and the Female Leprechaun

One morning a farmer woke up, walked to his barn to milk his prized cow, only to find his cow dead on the ground. Overcome with grief, the farmer kills himself.

His wife comes out to the barn to find her husband and the prized cow dead, is overcome with grief, and kills herself.

Now, their oldest son, the oldest of three, comes out to the barn, sees the dead cow, his dead parents, and a female leprechaun. The leprechaun says to him, "I know you must be overcome with grief, but I will make you a deal. If you can make love to me five times in a row without stopping, I will bring them all back to life." The oldest son, very sure of himself, happily accepts the challenge, but fails. The leprechaun, in a rage, kills the oldest son.

The middle son wakes up, goes to the barn, sees his dead mother, father, brother, cow, and a female leprechaun. She says to him, "I know you must be overcome with grief, but I will make you a deal. If you can make love to me five times in a row without stopping, I will bring them all back to life." The middle son, unsure of himself, accepts the challenge, but fails. The leprechaun, unsatisfied, kills the middle son.

Finally, the youngest son comes out to the barn to see his dead brothers, parents, cow, and a female leprechaun. The leprechaun says to him, "I know you must be overcome with grief, but I will make you a deal. If you can make love to me five times in a row without stopping, I will bring them all back to life." The youngest son says to the leprechaun, "Is that all? I want more than that." The leprechaun replies, "Alright, you cheeky boy, if you make love to me five times in a row without stopping I will bring them all back to life, and give your family a giant mansion to live in." The youngest says, "Still not enough." The leprechaun, annoyed, says, "Fine, if you make love to me five times in a row without stopping I will bring them all back to life, give your family a giant mansion to live in, and make you one of the most rich and famous people the world has ever know. But what makes you think you can succeed?" The youngest son smiles and says, "I'd be worried for you, that much sex could kill most things, but not me." The female leprechaun, confused, asks, "What makes you say that?" The young boy replied, "Well, I feel great, but look what happened to the cow."