For the anniversary of Custer's last stand, a historical society decided to commission a painting of the fateful day. They hired an impressionist painter to paint the huge mural that would hang at the site of Little Big Horn. The particular painter they hired said he would do it, as long as no one could see the painting until the unveiling.
The day comes, and everyone is waiting for the big reveal. When the painter removes the covering, everyone is extremely upset by what they see, a cow in the sky with a halo above it, and on the ground, hundreds of Native American's fornicating. The historical society asks 'What were you thinking?!' and the painter responded. 'I wanted to capture what I felt Custer was thinking when he came across the battlefield that morning, which was, 'HOLY COW, WHERE'D ALL THESE FUCKING INDIANS COME FROM?'
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