The cheating wife of a Southern millionaire is about to have her night . . .

. . . after weeks of emails and pictures, she’s about to meet her mystery man o’ the night. At the hotel they agreed upon and in the room that was reserved for her, she lays on the bed. A knock on the door as she jumps from the bed, already in her silken pajamas. Upon opening the door, she is greeted by her husband with a box of condoms. Surprised as like a woman catching her husband goat f*cking, she jerks out of her stupified look and blurts, “Well you’re not Frankie!” Jim smacks his look of surprise off his face and goes, “Sh*t, Martha, you ain’t your sister neither!?!” From down the hall, “See, Father, see what that cheating sister of mine does behind your back? Come down to the loyal one’s room, Big Pa!”