The Boil on your Ass (apologies, it's a bit long)

A man awakens one morning to find a particularly large boil right smack dab on his asshole. Being in such a peculiar location, the man is uncertain about what he can do to remedy this predicament. He goes to his family doctor and his doctor looks the boil up and down. Then he has the man put his trousers back on and says, "That is absolutely disgusting, I CAN not, WILL not do anything for you here." SO, crestfallen, the man looks up another doctor in the phone book. Soon enough, he's in the office and the second doctor is looking him over. Afterwards, same thing. The doctor says, "There is absolutely no way I can do anything about your most unfortunate boil. However, I do sympathize with you and I can refer to a...hmm..'specialist' who works down by the shipyard.Take this slip of paper with you" So, on the doctor's advice, the man takes a trip down to the docks and looks at the paper. On it, it simply has the address of the docks and underneath reads: knock on the door to the shack.So, he knocks and out comes a clown. "Hi sir, I'm Bongo, the clown. I'm told you need an asshole boil removed!" The man lightens up, "Yes, yes! I do! thank you so much!" So the clown says, "Well ok, let's get to it!" and gets down immediately on all fours behind the man. The Man, startled, says, "what the hell is going on here?" The clown replies, "Didn't the doctor tell you? I SUCK the pus from the boil!" The man, reluctant, decides he has no other option. So, he drops trou and the clown gets to work. Soon enough though, the man begins to feel the worst pain in his gut. At first, he imagines it's the clown's doing, but soon realizes what it is: the single worst fart he's ever had to endure. He's paining himself to hold this thing back, sweating and finally decides, fuck it, and let's out the longest, wettest, most acrid fart of his life-right into the clown's face. The clown stops clearing up the boil, stands up, dusts himself off and says to the man, "You sir, are what makes this job truly ridiculous"