An Englishman, A Frenchman and a Russian are debating who has the women.
The Englishman says, "English women are the best. When they sit on a horse their feet can touch the ground. It's not because our horses are short, but because English women have the longest legs in Europe!"
The Frenchman replies, "That's nothing. When you put your hands around a Frenchwoman's waist your thumbs and fingers touch. It's not because Frenchmen have long fingers, but because Frenchwomen have the smallest waists in Europe!
The Russian, taking a sip from his vodka, looks up and says, "You both are wrong. Russian women are the best! When I leave for work I smack my wife's behind and when I return home it is still jiggling. It's not because Russian women have big asses, but because Russians have the shortest working day in Europe.
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