**DISCLAIMER** These jokes are not my own, they are from @50NerdsOfGrey on Twitter.
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
'Sit still,' she said with an evil grin, 'And get ready for a world of pain!'
'No!' he cried, sweating with fear, 'Not the Twilight films!'
'Talk dirty to me,' she begged.
'Alright,' he said, leaning closer, 'Volkswagen diesel...'
If she wasn't responsive to his needs, he knew the three places to touch that worked every time...
Control, Alt and Delete.
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