An engineer, a chemistry graduate and an agriculture university graduate discuss the best way to get rid of your mother in law. The engineer goes first:
- I would mess up her car, set the break cables to fail after reaching high speed.
Everyone would think it was an accident.
Then the chemist tells his idea:
- I would find some chemicals that added to her food would cause a heart-atack. She is old so no one would even get suspicious.
- And how would you do it? - they ask their friend who studied agriculture
- Oh I know exactly how! I would buy a loooot o aspirin, put it all in my mouth, chew it a little bit and form a huge pill of aspirin. Then I would put it on the table and wait for her to come see it. She be like: - Wow! that is a huge aspirin pill! - and then I would smash that bitch`s head with an axe!
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