one night things get particularly saucy, I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights and scream 'what the fuck is this shit?' it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period. I look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face, and she was not answering... fuck...
so I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital. she's still bleeding everywhere and by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent.... she looks like she's in a vegetative state. I storm into the emergency room, carry her into the nearest doctor and explain everything. He takes one look at her and says "sir, I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" WHY THE FUCK NOT??? I answered. "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
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