She wakes up in the morning, gets ready for school, but when she goes to pack lunch, there is no food.
Being the drunk he is, her father is sitting on the couch, beer in hand.
"Dad, can I have two dollars for lunch at school?"
"Look, we've been over this," he replied, "you know what you have to do if you want money from me."
"But Dad, thats discusting, please...I dont want to be hungry again"
"You aren't getting out of this" He says firmly.
The girl sighs and reluctantly gets on her knees, unbuckles his belt, takes out his cock, and puts it in her mouth. She immediately spits it out and gags.
"Dad, your dick tastes like shit"
He replies, "Your brother borrowed the car"
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