It's always the same old story about the audition. You never get to hear the followup story about their preformance in front of an audience. And I understand. It's a source of embarrasment and americans don't like to talk about it.
But I'm a dutchman, so fuck it here goes...
So the familly does their thing. They fuck, they suck, they piss bleed and shit. They gobble regurgetate and re-swallow. Portrutions are stuck into orphases. They slip and slide through excrements. To a standing ovation they take a long deep bow, giving the familly dog, a great Dane, the chance for an encore. NOW... this is where grandpa walks over to the side of the stage and picks up a glass of water, to rinse the remaining sperm, blood, urine and diarhea from his mouth. But he doesn't spit or swallow. Instead he tilts back his head and starts gurgling the Star Spangled Banner...
...and that's the last we ever saw of them.
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