An anteater walks into a bar! The bartender, who is extremely famous, asks if he can get him a drink. The anteater responds "noooooo." This surprises the bartender as no one has ever declined a drink before. He decides to ask the anteater if he'd like a basic drink, a rum and coke! The anteater responded "nooooo" once again. The bartender thinks to himself "hmmm, maybe this anteater doesn't like alcohol," so he offers the anteater a water. The anteater responds "noooo."
The bartender is very curious with the anteaters answers and asks the anteater "why the long no's?"
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