Sex Riddles


Q: What is the definition of wicker box?


A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.


Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?


A: A bingo machine.


Q: What do you call a Flordia gynecologist?


A: A spreader of old wives' tails...


Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?


A: They have shaky hands!


Q: What do you call a female midget who's nice and gives head?


A: Short, sweet, and to the point!


Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?


A: An armadildo.


Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?


A: No one to talk to during orgasm.


Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?


A: Come in eight flavors.


Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?


A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"


Q: Do you know why it's called sex?


A: Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!


Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?


A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)


Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?


A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.


Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?


A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!


Q: What do you do in case of fallout?


A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes!


Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?


A: In case you miss.

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