The anniversary gift

There was this guy who was searching for an anniversary gift for his wife....and happened to pass by a small animal shop.
He thought it was a good idea to buy her a little pet so went on asking the owner....after seeing most of them he turned and asked for a little frog that he had noticed in the back of the shop.
"What about that frog" he asked
"Well" said the shop owner "He is kinda of ugly but tell you what mate...he does the BEST blowjobs in the whole country"
Intrigued the man decided to buy him and took him home gift wrapped to his wife ..
The wife was a bit meh about the gift but in the end she kept the frog
After that it caught her attention that every day her husband after work would take the frog to the bathroom and sit there for what seemed like hours
First few times she didnt bother checking but after a while she said that something was wrong and decided to eavesdrop her husband
Next day the husband comes in and routinely takes the frog with him goes in the bathroom and closes the door
Wife puts her ear in the door and start hearing her husband talking out loud :
"...Place half of the onion, flat side down, on a clean, flat cutting surface. Slice the onion into half-rings. The thickness of the slices is not important, although thinner slices will cook faster. If you prefer a more rustic look and feel, make the slices very thick...."
Not knowing what the hell is going on she bust opens the door and see her husband holding a recipe book ...reading out loud, sitting in the toilet and having the frog getting him a blowjob.
Shocked the wife asks him "WTF are you doing"
...and he responds "Honey ...if i teach him how to cook...you getting the fuck out of here"

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