An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are working on a skyscraper. One day at lunch the Englishman opens his lunch pail and says "ah, ham and Swiss. I'm so damn tired of the same thing every day. I swear if it's ham and Swiss tomorrow I'm jumping off the top of the building." The Scotsman looks at his sandwich and says "you know I'm pretty tired of tuna every day too. If I get tuna tomorrow I'm jumping with you." The Irishman opens his pail and finds a turkey sandwich, same as ever. "Man, I'm right with you guys if I get turkey tomorrow."
The next day, sure enough, all three get the exact same sandwich they always get. So the three of them go ahead and end their monotonous lives by jumping off the building.
The funeral comes around, and the three men's wives begin talking to each other. The Englishman's wife says "I just don't understand. He always loved ham and Swiss." To which the Scotsman's wife agrees. "He never told me to make him anything different so I didn't." The two look at the Irishman's wife and finally she says "He packs his own lunch..."
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