A man is on safari in the jungle by himself unarmed.(yes, he is
a blonde)A lion suddenly jumps in front of him and roars. The
man immiediately gets on his knees and begins to pray.
"Please,God, dont let this lion eat me." To his amazement he
sees the lion immidiately get to its knees and starts praying.
"Thank god," the man says, and leans closer to hear what the
lion is saying. "Thank you God, for this food you have put
before me...."
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