One day, Luke Skywalker and Obi-One came into a Chinese
Resturant. They ordered the food and then sat down to eat. "Damm
it!" cried Luke, "These sticks are so hard." As Luke's face grew
livid with rage, Obi-One calmly replied, "Use the forks, Luke,
use the forks."
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