heaven or hell?

A man walked out into the street and got hit by a car, he was
a devious man who sinned all of the time. He died, and when he
got to his after life he said, "ohhh..... this must be heaven."
There were many beautiful, naked women and many bottles of rum.
He saw a man standing behind the counter so he went up to him
and said..., "sir this must be heaven because of all the naked
women and rum, and heaven is a wonderful place so this is
heaven."
The man replied "no no no you got it all wrong this is hell."
The man replied but "How is that possible? look at all the naked
women and rum."
The man behind the counter said, "I am the devil and all of the
bottles of rum have holes in the bottom of them......and the the
women do not."