A man is at a looking to buy a horse, the horse trader leads him to a majestic white stallion.
The horse trader said: "This horse can understand three commands, if you want it to walk, say 'Praise God', if you want it to gallop say 'Thank God' and if you want it to stop say 'Oh My God'. "
The man did not believe the horse trader, so he requested to try it out. He got onto the horse and then said: "Praise god." The horse started walking. He then said "Thank god" and the horse started galloping towards the end of the cliff.
The man panicked and forgot the phrase to stop the horse, it looked as if he was about to fall, he shouted out of fear: "Oh my god!", the horse stopped.
The man, being relieved, said "Thank god..."
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