Lemme tell you why Koreans look down on the Chinese....

So, a long time ago, and I mean, a long time ago, there was a wealthy Korean Businessman who owned two farms. One of these farms was attended by a Chinese immigrant, the second was tended by a Japanese immigrant. On one fine day, the Korean decided to go and see how the farm work was going along at the Chinese man's farm. When the got there, the Chinese man looks up and says, "Man, I work twice as hard as you but only make half as much!" The Korean says with a wink, "That's cuz I got what's called smarts." The Chinese farmer says, "What's smarts?" The Korean man says, "C'mere I'll show ya." He puts his hand in front of a nearby tree and says, "Here, hit my hand." The Chinese farmer looks doubtful, not wanting to lose his job and says, "Are you sure?" "Yeah, yeah, do it already." The Chinese man winds up and goes to slug the Korean's hand just as he pulls it out of the way. As the Chinese man jumps up and down in pain, the Korean explains, "See, that's smarts." And with a wink, he gets up on his horse and rides away. A couple days later, the Chinese man goes to visit the Japanese man's farm. They shoot shit for a little and soon the Japanese man says, "You know, I work twice as hard as you and I only make half! Why is that?" And the Chinese man grins slyly and says, "It's cuz I gots smarts!" "Huh? Whats smarts?" The Chinese man enthusiastically says, "Here, I'll show yah!" He looks around the Japanese man's field and sees no trees. Looks like he'll have to improvise. He places his hand in front of his face, "Here, slug my hand!"