When Ted spots a cow pie. He says to Bill "I will give you 200 bucks to eat that cow pie." and Bill responds "200 bucks? Thats easy!" so he jumps down and eats the cow pie right then. A few minutes later he sits up and Ted gives him his $200. Ted says "well I'll be damned. I didn't think you'd do it!"
So they hop back on thier horses and continue for a while when Bill notices a cowpie. He says "Hey Ted? I'll give YOU 200 bucks to eat that cowpie." and Ted says "200 bucks? Why i could do a lot with 200 bucks!" so he jumps down and wolfs down the cow pie. A few minutes later he sits up and Bill hands him his $200. Bill says "Well I'll be damned. I didnt think you had it in ya." so they hop on their horses and keep going.
A few minutes later Ted looks over and says "Hey Bill?" "Yes Ted?" "You know we just both ate cow shit for nothing?"
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