Heard this one from a customer at work today.
A couple is hosting a party and the theme is emotions, so everyone has to dress up as a certain emotion. At 8 the bell rings and a guy shows up in a green shirt and green pants. The couple asks what he is and he says, "I'm green with envy!" The couple says very creative and lets him in. Later the doorbell rings again and the couple opens it. A woman is dressed with red face paint and a red dress. They ask what she is and she says, "Don't you get it? I'm red with rage!" The couple chuckles and lets her in. A while late the doorbell rings again and one of their guy friends is standing naked, erect, and with a pear on his dick. The couple stand shocked, looks him up and down a couple times, and finally asks what he's supposed to be. He yells, "Don't you get it? I'm fucking dis pear!"
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