So the man is about to have sex with his lady, he's naked and ready to go, when his lady says she has to have bubblegum. So he runs out butt-naked thru the park at night to the store, buys the gum, and is headed back thru the park when he sees three nuns coming. So he just stands on the side of the walkway like a statue, thinking the nuns will just walk on by. Well, the first nun walks up and says, "Look a vending machine!", and pulls on the handle. The man opens his left hand and she says, "I got gum!". The second nun pulls the handle, the man opens his right hand, and she says, "I got change!". The third nun pulls on the handle and says, "I GOT HANDCREAM!!!".
(this is an old joke I heard a long time ago, I don't know its origin or author, I just thought I would share.) ~Skip
edit: add 'the man opens his right hand'
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