Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness.
"OK, make a wish and pull."
"Back in a minute. Gotta put money in the meter."
"What he doesn't know, won't hurt us."
"Tilt that TV a bit. I can't see the game."
"That PROVES aliens have taken over our bodies."
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
"I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"I learned that when I studied to be a vet."
"Poor guy... Maybe we should give him a sex change."
"He looks like my ex-wife's attorney... The one who got her the house, the car, the money... he even got her!..."
"C L E A R!"
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