Blonde jokes

1. Why don't blondes like to make kool aid? They can't fit 8 quarters of water in that little package

2. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

3. How does a blonde turn on a light after sex? She opens the car door

4. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink? That's where you wash vegetables

5. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back

6. What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A brain tumor

7. What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home

8. Why did the blonde cross the road? Never mind that, What is she doing out of the kitchen

9. How do you get a blonde to laugh on monday? Tell her a joke on friday

10. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling bowl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

11. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your word processor? By the white out on the screen

12. How is a dumb blonde like spaghetti? They both squirm when you eat them

13. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave

14. What do you call a circle of blondes? A dope ring

15. What do you call two blondes standing side by side? A wind tunnel

16. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side

17. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? They both stop sucking when you slap them

18. Why was the blonde happy when she finished the puzzle in a week? The box said 3-5 years

19. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

20. What's the difference between a smart blonde and a ufo? People have seen ufos

21. Why did the blonde lose her job at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's

22. Why do blondes smile during lightning storms? Because they think they're picture's being taken

23. Why did the blonde drive into the wall at mcdonalds? The sign said "Drive thru"

24. Why didn't the blonde dial 911? She couldn't find 11 on the phone

25. What does a blonde see in a box of cherrios? Donut seeds

26. What does a blonde and the bermuda triangle have in common? They both swallowed a lot of semen

27. What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

28. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them

29. Why don't blondes eat pickles? They couldn't fit their head in that little jar

30. What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks guys