There was a teenage kid who had a ridiculous fapping problem. He'd fap in the morning, after school, in the shower, in the evening, at night, etc.
The father notices & says to himself I must help my son calm his sex drive somehow. So he takes the kid to a whore house.
The father asks for the women to line up. Just when the kid is about to choose a woman approachs. She has perfectly big round breasts, a perfectly big round ass, plump lips & gorgeous eyes.
The kid filled with excitement, drooling for this woman picks her & goes to a room. After 20 mins the kid returns to his dad. The dad asks "So how was it son?" The kid replies "IT was amazing dad. She was the best woman I've ever fapped it to"
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