A guy goes into a bar, sits down and orders himself a drink. The guy notices a jar filled with hundreds with the words "The Ultimate Challenge" written on it. He asks the bartender what that's all about. The bartender replies that you put one hundred dollars in the play the challenge and whoever completes it first wins the pot (close to two thousand dollars total). The guy is interested and asked what the challenge is.
First, the bartender says, you gotta knock that big bouncer over there out with one punch. Then, you have to go in that room and pull that rabid dog's loose tooth. And lastly, you see that fat girl on stage singin' karaoke? You gotta fuck her.
The guy laughs it off and doesn't dare try it. After a few more double whiskeys, the guy, highly intoxicated at this point, throws his hundred down and yells out that he's gon do the challenge. Well, the guy was slurring and causing a scene, so the bouncer walks over to escort him out. Just as the bouncer reaches him, the guy gets out of his chair stumbling backward. The guy's elbows hits the bouncer hard in his face, knocking him out. The guy, excited now, runs to the room with the rabid dog. All the patrons in the bar hear barking and slamming in the other room. The guy rushes out, bloodied and bruised, slamming the door behind him.
"Alright, now where's that fat bitch with the loose tooth?"
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