What's a pirate's favorite subject? Arrrrt?
Ok, you got that one.
What's a pirates favorite animal?
An Aarrrrdvark?
No, a parrot, you dumbass.
What's a pirate's favorite element? Arrrgon?
No, gold!
What's a pirate's favorite way to get around?
A ship?
You're an imbecile, it's obviously a car. Do you know how inconvenient -cars- *SHIPS* are in the 21st century?
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