My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It
would be true poetic justice:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his
comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do
neither.
Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him
to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change operation.
Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
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