Playing around

One day, this guy who had been stranded on a desert island all alone for 10 years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.


'It's certainly not a ship,' he thinks to himself.


As the speck gets closer
and closer, he begins to rule out the possibility of a small boat, then even a raft.


Suddenly emerging from the surf walking towards him comes
this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.


She approaches the stunned guy and asks,
'How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?'


'Ten years,' he says.


She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He takes a long drag and says,
'Man oh man. Is that ever good.'


She then asks him,
'How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?'


Trembling, he replies,
'Ten years.'


She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says,
'Wow, that's absolutely fantastic.'


Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit, looks at him seductively and asks,
'And how long has it been since you've played around?'


The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies,
'Oh my God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!'