Take me to your leader

A purple alien and a green alien landed on Earth and the first
thing they came to was a gas pump. The purple alien walked up to
it and said, "Take me to your leader". The green alien said,
"He's not gonna listen to you, he's a mean motherfucker." The
purple alien said, "Yes he will, take me to their leader." The
green alien said, "I told you he won't listen, he's a mean
motherfucker." The purple alien tried one more time, "TAKE ME TO
YOUR LEADER!" When the gas pump didn't listen the purple alien
asked the green alien, "How did you know he wouldn't listen?"
The green alien said "Anyone who can take it out, wrap it around
their neck and stick it in their ear has got to be a mean
motherfucker."