After a nasty divorce, this man decides to go on a vacation to
Egypt. While there, he finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie
comes about and says, "I'll give you three wishes, but your
ex-wife will get the same thing that you wish for."
The man thinks, and says, "I wish for five million dollars." The
genie says "You know your ex-wife will get the same thing,
right?" The man nods his head, and gets his money.
For his second wish, he wishes for a new computer. Instantly, he
and his ex-wife have a new computer.
The genie asks, "What is your final wish?" The man answers, "I
wish I had a 10-inch dick."
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