..get pulled up because they don't have their seatbelts on and policemen start give them a ticket. But upon closer inspection the policemen actually notice they just failed to see the seatbelts were on, and apologize. One of the policemen asks 'Well that's a bit of a money you almost lost to a ticket, so what are you going to do with that now?' to which the driver responds 'Well, i'm gonna go get a license with it.' The shotgun jumps in to cover up his bro's mistake: 'Apologies officer, he doesn't know what he says when he's on meth.' The officer shouts 'You guys are on meth?!', which wakes up the third bro sleeping on backseat. He says 'I KNEW we shouldn't go with a stolen ride.' The policeman again shouts: 'Is this ride stolen?!' Then suddenly a fourth voice, coming from the trunk asks 'Hey guys, did we cross the border already? It's uncomfortable riding in the trunk with all those drugs up in my ass.'
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