and says, "Get up your going hunting with me!"
She replies " NO, it's too early and I don't want to."
The hunter says" You can either go hunting with me, give me a blow job, or get fucked in the ass. I'm going to get the truck loaded up and the dogs ready and when I come back in you better have an answer."
After a while the hunter comes back in and asks what will it be?
His wife replies that she will give him a blow job.
She starts to suck his dick and has a horrible look on her face and asks "why does your dick taste horrible?!!"
The hunter replies " The dogs didn't want to go either."
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