...and the doctor tells him, "You're baby is phenomenal. Like nothing I've ever seen! I hope you're ready to be famous, because your baby can FLY!" Flabbergasted, the new father watches as the doctor picks up the baby and tosses her into the air. "Up you go!" he cries, but the baby just falls to the ground with a thud. "Doctor!" yells the father. "What the hell is wrong with you! That's my baby!" The doctor picks up the baby, looking puzzled. "I'm telling you, sir, your daughter can fly. Watch!" The doctor winds up and pitches the infant across the room. She hits the wall with a sickening thud. Horrified, the young father turns to grab the doctor, but before he can reach him, the doctor runs over, picks up the baby, and chucks her out an open window. "FLY, YOU GLORIOUS LITTLE BASTARD!" The baby promptly falls ten stories and explodes on the pavement below. Enraged, the father runs to attack the doctor when the doctor turns to him and says, "Just kidding. That shit was stillborn."
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