They each ordered a pint of beer. As the bartender served them up, a fly landed in each glass.
The Englishman looked down upon his glass and said "Pardon me, bartender, but there appears to be a fly in my beer. Perhaps might I have another?"
The Scot looks at the fly, flicks it off the top of his beer, and proceeds to quaff down the tasty beverage.
The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings, and screams "SPIT IT OUT YE LITTLE BASTARD!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!"
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