There are three explorers deep in the untamed Amazon...

and they are all suddenly captured by some of the local natives. They are tied up and put in the Chief's tent. The Chief comes over and says, "you were trespassing in our sacred land, and because of that, you shall be punished! You each have two choices, DEATH or OOGIE BOOGIE!" With that, he walked over to the first explorer. "What will it be, death or Oogie Boogie?" The first explorer is a little puzzled with the strange choice. "Well, I choose Oogie Boogie, after all, I certainly don't want to die." The Chief grins and says, "Very well! You have chosen, OOGIE BOOGIE!" With that the first explorer is taken out of the Chiefs tent, and taken to the tent of Oogie Boogie.

As it turns out, Oogie Boogie is a man with a 10 ft. long penis! Oogie Boogie then proceeds to rape the first explorer in the ass. Traumatized for life, the first explorer is taken back to the Chiefs tent, and pleads with the other two explorers.

"FOR GODS SAKE MY FRIENDS, CHOOSE DEATH! OOGIE BOOGIE WAS THE WORST THING THAT EVERY HAPPENED, AND I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO THROUGH IT AGAIN!"

Then, the Chief goes up to the second explorer. "What will it be? Death, or Oogie Boogie?" The second explorer thinks for a minute before he responds. "Well, I know my friend here said to pick death, but I really don't want to die, so I've gotta go with Oogie Boogie." With that, the second explorer is taken to the tent of Oogie Boogie, and he is also raped by the man with the impossibly large penis. Traumatized for life, he goes back to the chiefs tent. He then gives a pleading look to the third and final explorer.

"PLEASE MY FRIEND, PICK DEATH! I CAN GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF AFTER YOU EXPERIENCE THE HORROR OF OOGIE BOOGIE!"

Finally, it is time for the third explorer to make his choice. "What will it be?" said the Chief, "Death or Oogie Boogie?" The third explorer thought long and hard about his choice. "Well, my two colleagues here both chose Oogie Boogie, and seem to really regret the decision. What the hell, I'll pick death!" The grin on the Chiefs face suddenly grew as the request was made. "Very well," said the Chief, "you have chosen death...by Oogie Boogie!"