A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.
The pilot says "Well, I'm the pilot so i have to live," so he jumps out with a parachute.
The President says "Well I'm the President and I have to run the country so i should live,"
"But what about the kids?" said the librarian.
"Screw the kids" said the President.
"I already did" said Micheal Jackson.
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