When they stop for a bite to eat. One newfie opens up a thermos and begins to pour out some soup.
"Whaddya got there George by?"
"Oh dis is me Thermos Steve by, keeps me hot stuff hot and me cold stuff cold! You should get one fer yerself by."
So the next day they are in the woods again and stopped for a snack. Steve hauls out the biggest thermos George has ever seen.
"Lord Jesus by thats some thermos ya got there Steve by!"
"Yes my son picked her up yesterday! Keeps me hot stuff hot and me cold stuff cold!"
"Yes by!" George says, "Whaddya got inside?"
"Two cups of tea and a popsicle!"
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