The Donald noticed him enter. Dark skin, hair of wool. Slippers and shit. Trump stopped his speech to point and say "now look at THIS hippy. He obviously likes the free hand outs to the poor, doesnt own a gun and what? You got something to say, before we throw you out?"
All the crowd is booing and talkin shit
"Take a look at this poonjab's robes"
"I think we got another muslim nigger looking for trouble"
"Heil mein fuuuheurrerrrr"
To which Jesus steps up and says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I have walked across the sea to be here and"
*CRACK*
A big ass stone hits Jesus right between the eyes and kills him
everyone cheers!
The Donald pulls his arm back and says "Thats what we do to immigrants around here! Nobody crosses our borders illegally! CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKIN POLL INCREASE??"
Okay, bad joke. But fuck Trump.
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