I just love to fill out stupid questions on forms with equally
stupid answers. Thought I'd share a few that were emailed to me:
Form: Length of Residence...
Answer: 73 feet
Form: Are you a leader or a follower ?
Answer: A leader, but w/o many followers
Form: Reason for requesting employment
Answer: Money
Form: Pet Aversions
Answer: None, I love animals
Form: Beneficiary
Answer: Wife
Form: Relationship
Answer: Strained
Form: Purpose of withdraw
Answer: Get money to spend
Form: Person to notify in Case of Accident
Answer: Anyone in sight
Form: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident
Answer: Three
Form: Disposition of passengers
Answer: Mad as Hell !
Form: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex
Answer: None that I know of, Liquor a much larger problem
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