One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they're having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says "we're playing poker" and the mother says "& I'm his partner".
He then goes into his grandparents room and asks what they're doing. The grandfather says "We're playing poker" and the grandmother says "& I'm his partner".
He then goes into his brothers room and he's wanking. He asks what he's doing. The brother says "I'm playing poker".
The other brother asks why he doesn't have a partner and the brother replies, "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand !"
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