A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets
killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his
arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But
don't worry, the cat is in heaven with God now."
To which the boy replied, "What's God gonna' do with a dead cat?"
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