A man goes out hunting to find something for his children to for dinner. He manages to catch a deer and proceeds home.
As he walks in he was greeted by his children who asked what was for dinner. The man states "It's something Mummy calls Daddy sometimes", to which the youngest replies "Don't eat it, it's a fucking arsehole!"
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