Andrew came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers,
Justin, noticed his condition and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing, really. It's just an old hockey injury that acts
up once in a while."
Justin remarked, "Gee, I never even knew that you played hockey."
"No, Justin, I don't," replied Andy. "I hurt my leg last year when I lost $500
on the Stanley Cup play-offs - I put my foot through the television set."
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