Jerry decides to take up golf, but before he plays with anyone he decides to go out alone to practice.
After a horrendous 6 hour round of pitiful golf, He eventually reaches the 18th hole par 3. He hits his only good shot of the day, it soars into the air drops 3 feet in front of the hole bounces and goes straight in for a hole in one! He is ecstatic, he runs up to the hole but when he takes the ball out of the hole, POOF! a genie appears and says "I am the genie of the hole, you have scored a hole in one and you may have one wish"
Jerry only ever had one wish and he immedialtely says "you couldn't make my penis a bit longer, could you?"
"Granted" said the genie, and disapears.. the next morning Jerry wakes up and his penis has grown 8 inches and is resting against his leg. He's delighted with himself, but the following morning it has grown even bigger, now its down to his knee! He's still happy but now its getting a little uncomfortable..
The morning after that Jerry wakes up to find it has grown again, but this time its down to his ankle!... Jerry doesn't know what to do, but then he gets an idea.. He goes back to that 18th par 3 and brings 20 baskets full of golf balls.. One after another he hits shot after shot hoping for that miracle shot... eventually after 8 hours and failing light Jerry hits his last shot, its not pretty, it runs along the grass, through the bunker, pops up onto the green, hits the flag stick and drops right into the hole..
Jerry runs up and takes the ball out and sure enough there is a POOF and the genie appears "I am the genie of the hole, you have scored a hole in one and you may have one wish"
"Oh thank God" said Jerry,...... "you wouldn't make my legs a bit longer would you?"
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